internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

j4ya:

when white people wear bindis for fashion

alycs:

lunaxanta:

sohnata:

rhazade-waterbender:

abbingford:

This is the teeny-tiny kitten. Her name is Elliot. 

OMFG, little bitty kitty one!

excuse me but what is that in the bowl and why does it look like you ate cereal then threw it up

I was wondering the same as the above. XS

Its food soaked in either water or chicken/beef broth. Small meows are unable to properly chew hard kibbles yet, so you have to soften their food for them. It may look terrible, but the itty bitty fluffs love it.

"Please know there are much better things in life than being lonely or liked or bitter or mean or self-conscious. We are all full of shit. Go love someone just because; I know your heart may be badly bruised, or even the victim of numerous knifings, but it will always heal, even if you don’t want it to; it keeps going. There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there, I promise. It is up to you to find them."
Chuck Palahniuk  (via preticules)

scotty-bear:

boooty-call:

azucarcult:

Damn

BURN.

Ouch

abby-graceful:

"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
A message from Anonymous
what made you decide to lose a bunch of weight? i thought before you were all about body positivity as a bigger girl (not criticizing! just curious. good luck with everything, looks like you're doing a great job so far :)

Oh I still am! And at 5’10” with a big-ish frame I’ll always be a big girl. I am also still 7575473775% attracted to big girls because DAMN.

tbh I always intended to get into better shape, it was just this “someday” thing. And the day to begin changing my habits never came as I just pushed it back all the time. My decision to finally do something about it came about because of:

1. I really really want to look better naked. The more I think about it, a huge chunk of the reason I’m still a virgin is due to my complete lack of confidence when it comes to taking my clothes off. 

2. I want tattoos EVERYWHERE and the better I feel about my overall body, the easier that will be for me. I ALSO WANT LIKE ALL OF THE SLUTTY GOTH CLOTHES BLACKMILK MAKES :|

3. I saw a post on tumblr by a girl who lost A SHIT TON OF WEIGHT by simply downsizing portions and a bit of cardio 3-5 days a week. Reading her blog (I honestly don’t remember who it was anymore), it became clear to me for the first time ever that it wasn’t going to take excessive working out or starvation for me to make a difference. Which is what I always feared, and it really set me back. I was afraid to start because I didn’t think what little I was willing to do would even make a dent. 

4. I started trying to eat better and work out more, and then a buddy at work bet me $30 I’d give up by my birthday so I HAVE TO WIN :P ;)

And I am LOVING it so far. I love that I am finally learning to cook, and that with a little googling I can figure out all kinds of ways to make my favourite foods better. I eat 4 big meals a day and still eat all kinds of fast food and treats so long as they fit into my calorie allowance and I have not once felt deprived or unhappy. And I literally can barely fucking believe how easy it’s been?

thank you dearest Nonny :***. I will always always be body positive foreverrrr and promise to never be a judgey asshole about anyone else’s choices! I know lots of people who lose weight become preachy and shit but I am so not about that life.

kirreiyy:

smellslikevalkyrievagina:

lunamuerte:

penis-hilton:

if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed

Lil homegirl on the drums damn

Omg awesome

omfg what the hell

breerun:

horrormoviesandwhiskey:

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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Hahahah

🙌accurate